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Your monolith can make you Smarter

Just like the Apes in the 2001 film had to learn from the Monolith Link to ge

This is why in 2022 we  all need to learn from the Monolith!

Ten reasons why everyone needs a Monolith!

  1. If you focus on your Monolith for 60 seconds every day you will be twice as smart tomorrow as you are today. <br>
  2. Our Monoliths can help us navigate
    the uncertain “Paradigm Shift” we find ourselves are in.
  3. All of our Monoliths are imported into the USA by Undocumented Aliens.
  4. Your Monolith can alert you to incoming Asteroids &amp; if you can get a selfie of a direct hit, you can get Netflix free for life.
  5. If you want to travel between the 3rd &amp; 5th dimension all you have to do is slam on the anti-gravity brakes at just the right time.
  6. If you by one of those “Robots” to clean your home and after a couple of
    of weeks she says she wants to see other people.
  7. All of our Monolith’s are powered with Hydrogen, Oxygen &amp; Element 115
    for unlimited energy.
  8. Our Monoliths can help us navigate
    the uncertain “Paradigm Shift” we find ourselves are in.
  9. If you recently realize you might be a
    “Hyper Alien.” can help you contact other Hyper Aliens.
  10. If you put your Monolith on your front lawn it will keep neighbors off your grass.

MONOLITH 2022

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Note the white field around the UFO. Is this a peek into the Fourth Dimension?
The pentagon, congress & nasa won't tell you this...
but I will... "Its The Aliens"

The Pentagon, Congress & Nasa won’t tell you this… but I will … It’s The Aliens!!

 

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