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$10,000,000.00

Asteroid InsurancesTM

This is to certify tha the ASTEROID INSURANCE COMPANY (A Federal Corporation) agrees to Pay or Idemnify

Your Name

(here after referred to as the INSURED the sum of $10,000,000.00 (TEN MILLION DOLLARS) in the event the INSURE!) is hit by a Named Asteroid. This policy is subject to the following tents and conditions
A) CIRROSIS COVERAGE includes any panic drinking due to a NEAR MISS B) PANCAKE COVERAGE includes Direct Hits with unlimited Log Cabin Syrup
C) DOUBLE INDEMNITY COVERAGE or the sum of (TWENTY MILLION) $ 20,000,000.00 includes:
a) CIRCUS COVERAGE if INSURED actually kisses their own ass Goodbye •(excludes Circus People) b) QUANTUM PHYSICS COVERAGE if the Aliens forget to pickup the INSURE on a 3rd Dimensional rescue mission.
c) TUNNEL COVERAGE if LNSURED gets caught in traffic headed towards that very very BRIGHT LIGHT d) Proof of Loss: is established when INSURED rakes a SELFIE that includes a valid "ASTEROID MEND3ERSIDT CARD"and the NAMED ASTEROID
THE ASTEROID INSURANCE COMPANY
Wade Sax &totems - Pleaded & eemel 0912912020

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Policy Number
THE SAINT LAWRENCE AGENCY
Asteroid Hotline 407-257-8360
BENEFICIARY NAME

$10,000,000.00

ALIEN ABDUCTION INSURANCETM

This is to certify that the ALIEN ABDUCTION LNSURANCE CO. (A Federal Corporation) agrees to Pay

Your Name

(here after referred to as the ABDUCTEE the sum of 510,000,000.00 (TEN MILLION DOLLARS) in the event the ABDUCTEE's departure & return to planet Earth by Aliens not from this planet. This policy is subject to the following terms and conditions; ) DIMENSION COVERAGE includes all Multi-Dimensional Joy Rides MEDICAL COVERAGE includes all outpatient psychiatric care SARCASM COVERAGE is limited to immediate family members DOUBLE LNDENENITY COVERAGE 520,000,000.00 if
a) the aliens insist on conjugal visits
b) he encounter results with any offspring ever referred to as the Next Missing Link
c) if the named insured is ever referred to as THE OTHER WHITE MEAT PROOF OF ABDUCTION & RETURN with a properly completed claim form. The signature below certifies that the ABDUCTEE does qualify for Alien Abduction Insurance THE ALIEN ABDUCTION INSURANCE CO.

Policy
Policy Number
THE SAINT LAWRENCE AGENCY
www.ufo2001.com 407-257-8360
BENEFICIARY NAME

$10,000,000.00

ALIEN ABDUCTION INSURANCETM

This is to certify that THE ALIEN ABDUCTION INSURANCE COMPANY (A Federal Corporation) agrees to Pay or Indemnify

Your Name

(here after referred to as the ABDUCTEE) the sum of $10,000,000.00 (TEN MILLION DOLLARS) in the event the ABDUCTEE is abducted by an alien not from planet Earth. This policy is subject to the following terms and conditions
A) DIMENSIONAL COVERAGE includes any Multi-Dimensional Joy Rides
B) SARCASM COVERAGE is limited to immediate family members
C) DOUBLE INDEMNITY COVERAGE or the sum of (TWENTY MILLION) $ 20,000,000.00 in the event:
a) the aliens insist on conjugal visits
b) the encounter results with any offspring ever referred to as the NEXT MISSING LINK
c) the aliens refer to the A bductee as a nutritional food source or THE OTHER WHITE MEAT
d) PROOF OF ABDUCTION AND RETURN with a properly completed claim form
The signature below duly certifies that the ABDUCTEE does qualify for full
ALIEN ABDUCTION INSURANCE COVERAGE.
?X& St. Zatereacc - Prc4idegt Br WSW 1111112019

Policy
Policy Number
(407) 257-8360
THE SAINT LAWRENCE AGENCY
BENEFICIARY NAME