The Perfect Gift for Anyone who has Everything
"The Perfect  Policy for Anyone Who Thinks They Have Everything Covered"
Since 1987
Available Exclusively From
The Saint Lawrence Agency
319 The Hermits Trail
Altamonte Springs, Fl 32701

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"Don't Leave Earth...Without It"
We Were The First to offer
Alien Abduction Insurance
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As Seen in "Contact"Circa 1997
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You Can't Get It...If You Don't Get It!
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$ 19.95
Includes Gold Bordered Policy
Claim Form &
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(Suitable For Framing),

Copyright 1987 - 2019 Mike St. Lawrence

Since 1987
Single Lifetime Premium
$19.95 Digital or $24.95 Paper
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Includes Gold Bordered Policy
Frequent Flyer Endorsement,
  Claim Form & Shipping.
(Suitable For Framing),

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