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Since 1987
Available Exclusively From
The Saint Lawrence Agency
319 The Hermits Trail
Altamonte Springs, Fl 32701
407-257-8360
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In 1987 We Were The First to offer
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As cited by
The Guinness Book of World Records
Circa 2015!
As Seen in "Contact" Circa 1997
Warner Bros Paid us $ 600.00 to use in
"Contact"
1999 Tampa Fox Interview Answers All Question Still the "Best Interview"
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Since 1987
a/k/a
The UFO ABDUCTION INSURANCE COMPANY
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Since 1987
Available Exclusively From
The Saint Lawrence Agency
319 The Hermits Trail
Altamonte Springs, Fl 32701
407-257-8360
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Mike St. Lawrence
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