The Perfect Gift for Anyone who has Everything
"The Perfect Policy for Anyone Who Thinks They Have Everything Covered"
"You Can't Get It...If you Don't Get It"
Available Exclusively
The Saint Lawrence Agency
319 The Hermits Trail
Altamonte Springs, Fl 32701

Single Lifetime Premium is $19.95 + $3.00 S&H
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Copyright Mike St. Lawrence 1987-2015

You cannot be turned down regardless of your Age or Frequent Flyer Status!*
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The UFO Abduction Insurance Co.
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b) do you take this coverage seriously?
c) were your parents related before they were married?

( if you answer yes more than once - you do not qualify)

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In 1987 we formed The UFO Abduction Insurance Company
a.k.a. The Alien Abduction Insurance Co. 
We were the First to offer this unique Coverage.
"We accept all pre-existing conditions - You cannot be turned down
regardless of Age or Frequent Flyer Status*"
Please read the Terms& Conditions and if you don't get it please do not purchase a policy
"If You Don't Get It...You Can't Get It"

"Beam Me Up...I'm Covered"
*Only if You Don't have a Sense of Humor
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"Don't Leave Earth...Without It"