The Perfect Gift for Anyone who has Everything
"The Perfect Policy for Anyone Who Thinks They Have Everything Covered"
Available Exclusively
The Saint Lawrence Agency
319 The Hermits Trail
Altamonte Springs, Fl 32701

Copyright Mike St. Lawrence 1987-2016

The Texas I.Q. Test*

a) do you have a sense of humor?
b) do you take this coverage seriously?
c) were your parents related before they were married?

( if you answer yes more than once - you do not qualify)

*Anyone You Know Qualify?
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"A Most Unique Gift"
Each Gold Embossed Policy includes
a Frequent Flyer Endorsement & "Claim Form"
with Same Day Shipping
Just Name Policyholder & Beneficiary
Policyholder Name
Beneficiary Name
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In 1987 we formed The UFO Abduction Insurance Company
a.k.a. The Alien Abduction Insurance Co. 
We were the First to offer this unique Coverage.
"We accept all Pre-existing Conditions -
You cannot be turned down
regardless of Your Age or Frequent Flyer Status*"

"Don't Leave Earth...Without It"

As Seen in
Guinness World Records
"Don't Leave Earth...Without It"
"Or Need It Now"
As Seen in "Contact"
1999 Tampa Fox Interview
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