The Perfect Gift for Anyone who has Everything
"The Perfect  Policy for Anyone Who Thinks They Have Everything Covered"
Since 1987
Available Exclusively From
The Saint Lawrence Agency
319 The Hermits Trail
Altamonte Springs, Fl 32701
407-257-8360

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We Were The First to offer
Alien Abduction Insurance
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2015!

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1999 Tampa Fox Interview
You Can't Get It...If You Don't Get It!
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$ 19.95
Includes Gold Bordered Policy
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Copyright 1987 - 2018 Mike St. Lawrence

Since 1987
a/k/a
The UFO ABDUCTION INSURANCE COMPANY
Single Lifetime Premium
$19.95 Digital or $24.95 Paper
Same Day Paper Shipping
$24.95
Includes Gold Bordered Policy
Frequent Flyer Endorsement,
  Claim Form & Shipping.
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Just received the insurance policy! Mary can't stop laughing! I don't know what she is laughing about, you're the beneficiary! Going to hang in my office! Thanks Roswell NM 05/16/18