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Since 1987
Available Exclusively From
The Saint Lawrence Agency
319 The Hermits Trail
Altamonte Springs, Fl 32701
407-257-8360

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Since 1987
a/k/a
The UFO ABDUCTION INSURANCE COMPANY
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