"The Perfect Policy for Anyone Who Thinks They Have Everything Covered"
"You Can't Get It...If you Don't Get It"
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from
The Saint Lawrence Agency
319 The Hermits Trail
Altamonte Springs, Fl 32701
407-257-8360

Single Lifetime Premium is $19.95 + $3.00 S&H
or
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"Beam Me Up...I'm Covered"
Copyright Mike St. Lawrence 1987-2014

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In 1987 we formed The UFO Abduction Insurance Company
a.k.a. The Alien Abduction Insurance Co. 
We were the Innovator of this unique Coverage and offer the
Perfect Policy for anyone who thinks they have everything covered
"We accept all pre-existing conditions - You cannot be turned down
regardless of Age or Frequent Flyer Status*"

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He apologized for the poor lighting